Self censorship in the form of political correctness makes me angry, as does the prude in my office, for she is adamant in her frequent usage of the word ‘freak’ as a replacement for the almighty omnifunctional ‘fuck’. Here’s what I have to say to Ms Prudy Correcta: Fuck you. Fuckety fuck fuck faaaaak.
If you are so inexorably inclined to convey such fierce sentiment in every other sentence, just say ‘fuckin’ instead. Its more universal, equally versatile, and more comforting for those around you to hear. Freakin makes it sounds like you’re 12. And 12 year olds are fuckin annoying.
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